Bedtime Enforcer Pillows

'Its your bedtime, Billy, come along quietly.'

"I know you won't mind but he likes to get to bed sharp on ten o'clock."

"Turn off the TV and go to bed - I'm your mother, and I approved this message."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

Bedtime Stories with Gordon Ramsay

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

Father nursing his sick child

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

'Yeah. Yeah... Wolf, girl, grandma. I got the picture.'

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

A boy who doesn't want to put down his drum while he prays

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

"I don't allow cell phones during breakfast. That's why she's talking into her pop tart."

Sleeping masks

"Must you bring your work to bed?"

'And so we come to the concluding episode of Barthelmew Cubbins and the 500 hats.'

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my payers now!"

Oh, come on. Don't think of this as 'going to bed.' Think of this as a short break between nighttime naughtiness and morning mayhem.

'Stop biting your nails son and get to sleep!'

'I don't mind sharing my bed with you, but do you have to wear my pajamas?'

A sleeping man counting scuba-diving sheep

"Which side do you want?"