Baby Store Employees Pillows

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

Children's Nursery

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

Labrador for sale

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

"Dad, it's not a homing pigeon, just a canary on an elastic band."

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

Leslie would regret bringing her cat to the pet store.

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

Recipes.

Man and boy look in a pet store windows full of puppies and a half-dog half-snake creature

Early Learning Centre

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

"Every five minutes it's 'feed me this, get me that' or something along those lines, I mean, I'm parrot-phrasing."

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa

Gift-wrapped pet