Baby Store Employees T-Shirts

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

Children's Nursery

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"

Labrador for sale

Jack-in-the-Box Enterprises.

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

"Dad, it's not a homing pigeon, just a canary on an elastic band."

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

"My special power is supervision."

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

Man and boy look in a pet store windows full of puppies and a half-dog half-snake creature

Early Learning Centre

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

"Every five minutes it's 'feed me this, get me that' or something along those lines, I mean, I'm parrot-phrasing."

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa

Leslie would regret bringing her cat to the pet store.

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

'My barbie's got a hot date she needs some slag-rags.'

Recipes.