Becoming A Bachelor Gifts

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'...Please stop the...'

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

Bachelor gettin giddy from dancing

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

'Sigh - Yes, I will probably be dying alone.'

'Dang.'

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

"MY dad says that a man calls himself a bachelor until he gets married. Then he calls himself a bl**dy fool."

'Dang! Six more hours.'

Bachelor Cake

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

'I'm coping.'

'Slow and hurl.'

'Tele-barketer.'

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

'Just so long as it doesn't lead to Math tests in church.'

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

Personal Ads: '...Men seeking anything that will stay still long enough.'

'Okey-doke,'

'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'

Virtual reality mirror.

Clancy: Footloose and Fiancee-Free

The Popup Blocker is Born

'What's the special?'

'crackle snap crackle pop.'

'Uh, i'll pass.'

'Create Adam before Eve -- He'll need some time to clean up around there a little first.'

'You just go out on the lot and mark the tree you want.'

'Doing?'

'Dang! I have this nagging feeling that I forgot something.'