Bachelor At Heart Gifts

'Life's too short not to take time to stop and smell the hydrants.'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'Girls don't like me, never have.'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."

'...Please stop the...'

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

'What kind of...'

Academics at the Beach

Bachelor Cake

'Dang.'

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

"MY dad says that a man calls himself a bachelor until he gets married. Then he calls himself a bl**dy fool."

'Slow and hurl.'

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

'Tele-barketer.'

'Dang! Six more hours.'

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

'I'm coping.'

'Just so long as it doesn't lead to Math tests in church.'

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

'What's the special?'

'Okey-doke,'

Clancy: Footloose and Fiancee-Free

'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'

'Thank you for another blessed year together.'

Personal Ads: '...Men seeking anything that will stay still long enough.'

The Lecture.

'crackle snap crackle pop.'

'Uh, i'll pass.'

Cult films!

"How did you come to the conclusion that some people are better suited for single life?"