Bachelor/bachelorette Gifts

Let's not do anything you'll think was a good idea in the morning. !! !!

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

'...Please stop the...'

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

Bachelor gettin giddy from dancing

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

'Sigh - Yes, I will probably be dying alone.'

'Slow and hurl.'

'Dang.'

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

Bachelor Cake

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

'Dang! Six more hours.'

'Tele-barketer.'

'I'm coping.'

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

'Just so long as it doesn't lead to Math tests in church.'

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Clancy: Footloose and Fiancee-Free

'Okey-doke,'

Virtual reality mirror.

'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'

'I think it's getting serious. They're wearing matching nose rings.'

'What's the special?'

'Uh, i'll pass.'

'Create Adam before Eve -- He'll need some time to clean up around there a little first.'

'Everyone abhors a know-it-all.'

'You just go out on the lot and mark the tree you want.'

"That's it?"

'Dang! I have this nagging feeling that I forgot something.'