Bachelor/bachelorette Gifts

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

'...Please stop the...'

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

Bachelor gettin giddy from dancing

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'Sigh - Yes, I will probably be dying alone.'

'Dang! Six more hours.'

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

Bachelor Cake

'I'm coping.'

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

'Tele-barketer.'

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

'Dang.'

'Slow and hurl.'

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

'Just so long as it doesn't lead to Math tests in church.'

'I think it's getting serious. They're wearing matching nose rings.'

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Clancy: Footloose and Fiancee-Free

Virtual reality mirror.

'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'

'What's the special?'

'Okey-doke,'

'Uh, i'll pass.'

'Create Adam before Eve -- He'll need some time to clean up around there a little first.'

"That's it?"

'Everyone abhors a know-it-all.'

'You just go out on the lot and mark the tree you want.'

'Dang! I have this nagging feeling that I forgot something.'