Beat-loving Mermaid Gifts

Clam - The Dance Mix

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

Mermaid Art

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Psychic diving competition.

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

Fishy tail.

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

Rhinemaidens tease Alberich

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

Mermaid spawning time.

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

"We discussed a lot of options but decided on a water birth."

"The source of all those mystery tweets."

"Ah, sweatpants."

'...You know bestiality is illegal.'

Man takes mermaid to vet.

"You were right. It's a mess."

"Half and half?"

"We're getting along swimmingly!"

"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I told them to pipe down."

Spermaid - A spermaid waves to a passing sperm.

'Judging by all the barnacles on you, I think you may have spent a little too much time down there.'

Sailors of the Early 1700's often mistook the manatee for a beautiful mermaid...

'No, I don't like dancing.'