Beat-loving Mermaid Gifts

Clam - The Dance Mix

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Mermaid Art

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Psychic diving competition.

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

Fishy tail.

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

Rhinemaidens tease Alberich

Mermaid spawning time.

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

"The source of all those mystery tweets."

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

"We discussed a lot of options but decided on a water birth."

"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I told them to pipe down."

"We're getting along swimmingly!"

'...You know bestiality is illegal.'

"Half and half?"

Man takes mermaid to vet.

"You were right. It's a mess."

Spermaid - A spermaid waves to a passing sperm.

'Judging by all the barnacles on you, I think you may have spent a little too much time down there.'

'No, I don't like dancing.'

Sailors of the Early 1700's often mistook the manatee for a beautiful mermaid...

I'm having such a bad horn day! Oh, and there's Brad! He'll never ask me to the dance looking like this! Why, I'll bet he doesn't even know I exist!