Bear Grylls Fan Gifts

'You go ahead. I just don't feel like drinking this afternoon ...'

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

Bear Costume

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

Atomic Bear: Part 21

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

Ta Da!...

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

'He's not a skilled pitcher. In fact, he throws like a nerd...'

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

Atomic Bear: Part 2

Leadership never hibernates.

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

Tragically Roger was to discover that his 'managing aggression' seminar did not work in a wilderness setting.

'Since Bubba acclimated to urban living, we've underbid our competitors because we don't need to build scaffolding or rent a crane.'

"One medium rare and one with honey."

Bearly Painting

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the Wood

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."