Bear Grylls Fan Mugs

'You go ahead. I just don't feel like drinking this afternoon ...'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Bear Costume

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

Ta Da!...

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

'He's not a skilled pitcher. In fact, he throws like a nerd...'

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

Leadership never hibernates.

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

Excess Baggage: If your vacation plans include 'Getting Back to Nature' be careful what you wish for.

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

Tragically Roger was to discover that his 'managing aggression' seminar did not work in a wilderness setting.

'Since Bubba acclimated to urban living, we've underbid our competitors because we don't need to build scaffolding or rent a crane.'

Bearly Painting

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

"One medium rare and one with honey."

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

Bear Porridge