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'Back in the day, you could leverage . . .'

'What zip code are we in now?'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

Calculation Board - You Are Here

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

Great North Travel...'Your Florida connection!'

Steve found himself on his travels.

'And here you see the heart of this nation's capital. If you roll down your windows, you can smell the BS.'

A dog on an island with a man wants to take a walk.

'I am not checking this because it's my purse.'

"And that is why GMO's are bad."

Planting vegetables - "BEAN there done that."

Worker escapes his cubicle by climbing a beanstalk.

Bob was headed on a long trip but had forgotten his suitcase. Luckily, the airport folks were one step ahead.

Wonderland Investors Club. Everybody has a different investment strategy. The seven dwarfs love to buy low. Jack with the Beanstalk wants to see rapid growth. And a strategy of buying and holding for the long term works for Rip van Winkle. Georgie Porgie has not had any success. He's gone broke with unwise, impulsive decisions. They guy just can't stop himself from kissing his money goodbye.

Stonehenge Imitation

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

"USA map"

The Cuban government studies the possiblity of allowing residents to travel outside the country as tourists.

Woman plays a cello with a cuckoo peaking out the back.

'The packet says 'do not climb without safety harness'.'

"Pace yourself, stay close to me and try not to have a heart attack."

'No, Harry - your roots are here!'

Confusing directions,

Never choose a vacation spot by its posters.

Yeah, I just sold our other cow on Craigslist and put the seed money in a growth fund. Jack's brother was the practical one.

"We're here!"

Distraction Next Exit: Almost there.

Kangaroo with fishing equipment.