Beanstalk Adventurer T-Shirts

'Back in the day, you could leverage . . .'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'What zip code are we in now?'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

Calculation Board - You Are Here

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

Great North Travel...'Your Florida connection!'

Steve found himself on his travels.

A dog on an island with a man wants to take a walk.

'And here you see the heart of this nation's capital. If you roll down your windows, you can smell the BS.'

Planting vegetables - "BEAN there done that."

"And that is why GMO's are bad."

'I am not checking this because it's my purse.'

Bob was headed on a long trip but had forgotten his suitcase. Luckily, the airport folks were one step ahead.

Stonehenge Imitation

Worker escapes his cubicle by climbing a beanstalk.

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

"Pace yourself, stay close to me and try not to have a heart attack."

The Cuban government studies the possiblity of allowing residents to travel outside the country as tourists.

"USA map"

'The packet says 'do not climb without safety harness'.'

Woman plays a cello with a cuckoo peaking out the back.

'No, Harry - your roots are here!'

Confusing directions,

Never choose a vacation spot by its posters.

"We're here!"

Kangaroo with fishing equipment.

Distraction Next Exit: Almost there.

"My handicap is the water, trees, windows, the highway..."

"Last year, my whole family went on a trip. It started on a Tuesday, and ended just in the nick of time."