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'Jack, we're counting on you and Bessie to make our dream of a Beanstalk Museum come true.'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

Clown's Comedy Fart.

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

'Back in the day, you could leverage . . .'

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

Planting vegetables - "BEAN there done that."

"And that is why GMO's are bad."

Can I get you another coffee?

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

Worker escapes his cubicle by climbing a beanstalk.

The vow of silence. Some days it was really hard to keep.

Wonderland Investors Club. Everybody has a different investment strategy. The seven dwarfs love to buy low. Jack with the Beanstalk wants to see rapid growth. And a strategy of buying and holding for the long term works for Rip van Winkle. Georgie Porgie has not had any success. He's gone broke with unwise, impulsive decisions. They guy just can't stop himself from kissing his money goodbye.

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

"...and Lord, we thank You for blessing Farmer Finkel with an abundant bean harvest...and thus our new pews."

Middle Distance Runners

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

"Ahhh, the sweet smell of success!"

'The End Justifies The Beans.

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

Before the Salivating Dogs