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'So, did you use compost or chemical fertilizers?'

"And that is why GMO's are bad."

Jack's mom is angry that all he got for their cow was a sack of magic beans. Some "stock trades" take a little bit of time to show a profit.

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

Team Leader

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"Eureka! Details to follow."

Sermon on the Grounds...

'Back in the day, you could leverage . . .'

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

'Confusionism'

"No Nobel Prize in economics fro crypto, again."

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

Creative Director skipping through an advertising portfolio.

Worker escapes his cubicle by climbing a beanstalk.

"There's men for you: here today, gone today!"

Wonderland Investors Club. Everybody has a different investment strategy. The seven dwarfs love to buy low. Jack with the Beanstalk wants to see rapid growth. And a strategy of buying and holding for the long term works for Rip van Winkle. Georgie Porgie has not had any success. He's gone broke with unwise, impulsive decisions. They guy just can't stop himself from kissing his money goodbye.

'Honey, I'm home!'

'The packet says 'do not climb without safety harness'.'

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

Feelings towards radios #8 People worshipping a radio.

'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.'

'What's a good diet for athletes?'

Meet Aron Kowalski: The only person in the USA who hasn't been abducted by aliens...

"Is that decaf?"

Yeah, I just sold our other cow on Craigslist and put the seed money in a growth fund. Jack's brother was the practical one.

'The end is near.'

Bitcoin Asteroid

'Success in Business'

'I couldn't get the beans out of the toaster.'