Beanstalk Believer Mugs

'So, did you use compost or chemical fertilizers?'

"And that is why GMO's are bad."

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

Team Leader

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"Eureka! Details to follow."

'Back in the day, you could leverage . . .'

'Confusionism'

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

"No Nobel Prize in economics fro crypto, again."

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

Worker escapes his cubicle by climbing a beanstalk.

"There's men for you: here today, gone today!"

'Honey, I'm home!'

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

'The packet says 'do not climb without safety harness'.'

Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

Feelings towards radios #8 People worshipping a radio.

Meet Aron Kowalski: The only person in the USA who hasn't been abducted by aliens...

'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.'

"Is that decaf?"

'What's a good diet for athletes?'

'Success in Business'

'I couldn't get the beans out of the toaster.'

"Sod climbing it - I'm gonna smoke it...!"

"Lucky beast....No factory farming, no suffering at the slaughterhouse...perfect."

'Look - the giant is dead! You got your cow back! Stop worrying about the loss of the bean crop!'