Beanstalk Enthusiast Mugs

'The packet says 'do not climb without safety harness'.'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

'Back in the day, you could leverage . . .'

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

Planting vegetables - "BEAN there done that."

"And that is why GMO's are bad."

Worker escapes his cubicle by climbing a beanstalk.

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

Can I get you another coffee?

The vow of silence. Some days it was really hard to keep.

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

Middle Distance Runners

"...and Lord, we thank You for blessing Farmer Finkel with an abundant bean harvest...and thus our new pews."

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

Before the Salivating Dogs

"Ahhh, the sweet smell of success!"

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

'Is it safe to come out? Are the auditors gone?'