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'Shark! Loan shark!'

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

"You're on vacation. Stop trying to type things."

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

"We're a great team, Sash—you with your small and large motor skills, me with my spatial awareness and hand-eye coördination."

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

Built and Built without a permit.

'A bucket and pail would have been enough.'

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

"But honey, I've spent my last 30 years pretending to look busy. I can't quit overnight."

'I love Summer holidays at the beach: Humans look so ridiculous without their clothes on...'

"If I had known I was going to evolve, I would have worked on my beach bod."

'I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked.'

Try and ride Brexit the donkey

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

Academics at the Beach

'Oh stop complaining, if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!'

Shrink's Summer Job

'I thought you said inflatables were allowed on the beach.'

"Save the thong. I'd like to floss afterwards."

'The New York stock exchange is up twelve and a half points n early trading. Nasdaq is down on and a quarter!'

'Umm...guys, this isn't tanning spray.'

Hot Dog Stand.

"If it's not safe to go in the water and it's not safe to go in the sun, why did you bring me here?"

"If that book is gonna deposit hundreds of grains of sand in our bed later tonight, it better be damn juicy."

Woman windsurfer wearing a sombrero.

"Dad fell asleep while working on his computer, so I buried him in sand. Not because it was fun, but because I wanted to use his computer."