Budget-conscious Sunbather T-Shirts

Visual Gag: Vinnie's budget tanning salon / a con charging people money to lay in the sun to get a suntan

Sunbathers.

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

Beach flirting

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

A gap between the solar panels

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'Don't you think your Jim has taken getting his favourite sun lounger as far as it can go?'

"How?"

'Good one Dad. Imagine your catch if you had bought us REAl fishing gear.'

'I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked.'

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

'I need all the heat I can get before I have to go to the North Pole to prepare for this Christmas.'

Mexican Dog

'OK, you wanted to shoot a game of pool and I wanted to lay by the pool. The main thing is that we're here together.'

'Muriel had a traumatic experience at a topless beach -- she was sunbathing, and a toddler attacked her.'

'She certainly gets a lot out of her bikini.'

Pearson, I Smell Something Burning

'Life's a beach, innit.'

"We come all this way to relax in the sun, then lug all this stuff to protect it from us."

Custer's last tan.

'Personally this Global Warming thing is right up my alley.'

'Umm...guys, this isn't tanning spray.'

Beach body.

He drifted for months, with nothing to sustain him but a single pina colada and enormous love handles.

"Well, one good thing about being crocodiles is that we tend to have the beach to ourselves..."

'I asked my doc for a diet plan and it works great - thanks to his usurious bills, I can't afford a car or taxis and that's why I'm losing weight by walking!'

'How can you call yourself a paleoconservative? - I think you have a very NICE tan.'

'Do you ever wish you could get a nice tan?'

Man sun bathing from Earth to the Sun

Gas price rollercoaster.

Quarantine: The great equalizer

Bad Idea #24: tanning under a solar powered sun lamp.