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"Who said 'I love the sea'?"

"If that book is gonna deposit hundreds of grains of sand into our bed later tonight, it better be damn juicy."

"If that book is gonna deposit hundreds of grains of sand in our bed later tonight, it better be damn juicy."

Academics at the Beach

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

Marcel Proust

"You're on vacation. Stop trying to type things."

Reading in the family.

Litteratti K9s.

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

Frank was engrossed in his book --- He lost track of time and got a sunburn! Now he's well-read and well-red!

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

Try and ride Brexit the donkey

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

Shrink's Summer Job

A beach has meters.

"Your manuscript is utter trash, of course. How does a half-million first printing sound to you?"

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

'I thought you said inflatables were allowed on the beach.'

Academics at the Beach: "Camus might agree with you. De Beauvoir? Maybe. But Sartre? Never."

"You usually don't see the classics wash up on the beach these days."

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

'Have you stopped striving yet?'

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water.

Edna O'Brien

'Is this the way to the beach?'

'Welcome to I shell.'

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).

Crab reads 'The Little Book of Clams.'

'I've just finished the Great American Grant Application.'

"Summer Reading"

"Hey, nice Apps!"