Bookish Beachgoer Gifts

"Who said 'I love the sea'?"

"If that book is gonna deposit hundreds of grains of sand into our bed later tonight, it better be damn juicy."

"If that book is gonna deposit hundreds of grains of sand in our bed later tonight, it better be damn juicy."

Academics at the Beach

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

Litteratti K9s.

"You're on vacation. Stop trying to type things."

Reading in the family.

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

Try and ride Brexit the donkey

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

Shrink's Summer Job

A beach has meters.

"Your manuscript is utter trash, of course. How does a half-million first printing sound to you?"

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

Academics at the Beach: "Camus might agree with you. De Beauvoir? Maybe. But Sartre? Never."

'I thought you said inflatables were allowed on the beach.'

"You usually don't see the classics wash up on the beach these days."

'Have you stopped striving yet?'

'Welcome to I shell.'

Crab reads 'The Little Book of Clams.'

Edna O'Brien

'Is this the way to the beach?'

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water.

'I've just finished the Great American Grant Application.'

"Summer Reading"

"Hey, nice Apps!"

"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"

Sign pointing to the beach and in the direction of mobile phones.

Man reading 'how to swim' book whilst swimming.