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A child pulls the lever of a machine that is combination of both a slot machine and a gumball machine.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

Beach Barbecue

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

I told you not to swim out to far

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

Desert Island Dating.

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

I’d like to declare my interest. In what? Commitment. Two kids and a dog. Commitment to kids and a dog? And to going for long walks on the beach, to gazing up at the stars, to growing old together … What? I thought you were talking about two kids. That sounds like eight. And why would only tow grow old together? What about the other six? Are you saying they'll grow old at different rates? ... Or are you saying the other six will meet some untimely fate and not grow old at all? Then she asked if

"Wow! Check out the moon."

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

The Piano Dreams Of Home

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Working Holiday.

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'