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A child pulls the lever of a machine that is combination of both a slot machine and a gumball machine.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

Beach Barbecue

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

I told you not to swim out to far

"Wow! Check out the moon."

Desert Island Dating.

The Piano Dreams Of Home

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

"We should've signed them up for water activities."

Plane with banner shoots at another.

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

Working Holiday.