Beach Message Artist Gifts

"NEED AGENT"

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

Brighton Bersagliere.

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

I love my Uke.

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

'Another nice wave.'

'I think its being tapped.'

Mankini - One size fits all.

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

'Can't you ever forget work?'

'At the moment, I'm in the overseas division.'

'Now let's build an insurance company and charge a fortune for all of this ocean front property.'

Why do men wear long short pants?

'This is only 1:100 in scale to what I plan.'

Desert Island Gossipping

Young Jesus learning to walk on water with waterwings around his ankles.

Tsunami Selfie

'There's nothing to beat a real seaside holiday is there?'

Sure, she could talk the talk, but couldn't walk the walk, shock the jock, lock the dock or even hawk a little sunblock.

"How's the burger?"

Dead mermaid

'POSTED! TOPLESS BATHERS ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT!'

'Last week he gave me artificial recreation.'

EU: Legal Labelling Requirements for Meat!

"Not only are you in violation of the city nude beach ordinance....I also believe that shell is on the endangered species list."

'Well it's o.k. but you should see his Taj Mahal.'

"It's incredible!""Then why do I feel like such a hack?"

'If it's not bothering you, I wouldn't bother having it removed.'

Violinist on holiday

'You! Shame on you!'

Woman creates fake sandcastle breasts to attract attention at the beach.

'Hey kid! You wanna bury somebody in the sand?'

"I'm never using SPF zero again."