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Brighton Bersagliere.

Beach con-man.

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Bee flying to another flower.

Beer Parasol.

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

Stonehenge Sandcastle

Summer reading for the family.

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Men can show their emotions!

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

Eating ice cream.

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

'I didn't give planning permission. Did you?'

"This is it? No video?"

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

'Who says I'm beached?'

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

Sandcastles

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

Knight of the sandcastle.

"Was that a wave or did they just flip us off?"

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

'How do I celebrate Spring? Cinco de Vino.'

"Ey, Salvador, why you no make sandcastles like other kids?"

Summertime Blues

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"