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Brighton Bersagliere.

Beach con-man.

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Bee flying to another flower.

Beer Parasol.

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

Stonehenge Sandcastle

Summer reading for the family.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Men can show their emotions!

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

Eating ice cream.

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

"This is it? No video?"

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

'I didn't give planning permission. Did you?'

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

'Who says I'm beached?'

Sandcastles

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

Knight of the sandcastle.

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

"Ey, Salvador, why you no make sandcastles like other kids?"

"What would you charge to poor champagne over my head?"

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

Woman has squashed the man she is looking for.