Beach Day Joker T-Shirts

Lost a sandal?

Beach con-man.

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Beer Parasol.

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Brighton Bersagliere.

Summer reading for the family.

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

Eating ice cream.

Snowman Driver

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

"You idiots … we lost!"

"This is it? No video?"

'Who says I'm beached?'

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

'Good morning Walters, I see you've mad a speedy recovery from your bout with smallpox!'

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

'Shall we dig him up, we haven't had an ice cream in over an hour?'

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

'I brought my mini bar with me.'

"Uh ho. It looks like the Ref's giving him the yellow vuvuzela."

One good thing about an oil spill is that it gives you an instant tan without worrying about the harmful effects of exposure to the sun.

'Donald! You're wearing your thong back to front!'

Beach Burger - without sand 75 cents extra.

No petting in the pool!

"Ey, Salvador, why you no make sandcastles like other kids?"

'The exercise ball really worked! I fell off it and ended up in the hospital. Couldn't stand the food and lost enough weight to fit into this suit.'