Beach Babe Gifts

"Don't worry about going swimming, I'll keep an eye on you."

"Nation-building never works."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Beach con-man.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Desert Island Meals.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Thank-you God.'

Bad fake tan day.

'He lives for his holidays.'

Bring your own inflatable.

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Working Holiday

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Surf Casting

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Pina Coladas

Hiding the electronics.

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."