Beach Babe T-Shirts

"Don't worry about going swimming, I'll keep an eye on you."

"Nation-building never works."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Desert Island Meals.

Beach con-man.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bad fake tan day.

'Thank-you God.'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

'He lives for his holidays.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Bring your own inflatable.

Working Holiday

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Pina Coladas

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Surf Casting

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Hiding the electronics.

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.