Bdsm Enthusiast Gifts

"...good night lube, good night lair, good night noises everywhere."

Leather Daddy Long Legs

S and M institute

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

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"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

She - Interpreter - He.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

AA Meeting Here Today

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.'

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

They had a tendency to talk past one another.

'By god that man stinks!'

The Love Psychologists

'Before we get started, let's go around the table and practice making eye contact.'

'I was just ringing to see if you'd got the email about my letter.'

'No, there's nothing on my mind, but if there was I don't want to talk about it.'

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

Technological advances within the office.

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

Relationship Issues.

'He says he needs his own space.'

"I've never seen a resume that's entirely made up of emojis. Let me take a few moments to decode it."