Bdsm Curious Gifts

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, you have GOT to be kidding!!! Who on earth would seriously write to Sadie? What kind of masochistic, submissive freak would submit themselves to the derision and abuse of, uh … Sadie … uh, er … a malevolent … and, uh … controlling … Oh, my Dominatrix! Deal with me as you know you must! - Chevre. Ha. Ha ha. Very cute. Seems like a joke, right? What? I recognize the mood, the internal struggle, even the exact language. This isn't poking fun and it's not from Chevre. Tucker,

Do you ever wear a collar? What I do in my romantic live is my business, lady.

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Direct Marketing...

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

Opening the door to new customers

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

"Ever killed a man?"

Friendly bacteria

What a Guy! The Tops! - "He likes to make his clients feel important."

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

'I take it we won the business, then?'

Being the gentleman he was, Brian insisted on paying in restaurants even though he suddenly realised that dating a bacterium was going to be more expensive than he first thought.

Scientist to scientist looking in microscope: 'Be careful - they sense fear.'

"What I really hate is preventive medicine. They go after us before we even do anything."

"Say, Bill, how's that new crop of yours doing?"

'Never mind another doctor -- I'm referring you to the Bureau of Weights and Measures.'

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

'It's an old badminton injury.'

"When you're too old to work here I will send you to the dog food factory...as dog food."

"You've heard of that new virus that's been going around? It's me!"

'Anything else need tying up?'

'I don't know what this is, but you should see how fast it's growing!'

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

"Don't you remember me? I'm Pete, we met in Mrs Johnson's large intestine."

'You don't have to embrace social media for your business, but you should at least shake hands with it.'

The Shuttle-Cock Nuisance.

"I live in your toilet."

"You still haven't got the hang of breakfast networking, have you. . . ?"

Seamans' Hospital

"...good night lube, good night lair, good night noises everywhere."