Bdsm Curious Mugs

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Direct Marketing...

Opening the door to new customers

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

"Ever killed a man?"

Friendly bacteria

What a Guy! The Tops! - "He likes to make his clients feel important."

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

Being the gentleman he was, Brian insisted on paying in restaurants even though he suddenly realised that dating a bacterium was going to be more expensive than he first thought.

Scientist to scientist looking in microscope: 'Be careful - they sense fear.'

"What I really hate is preventive medicine. They go after us before we even do anything."

'Never mind another doctor -- I'm referring you to the Bureau of Weights and Measures.'

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

'Anything else need tying up?'

"When you're too old to work here I will send you to the dog food factory...as dog food."

"You've heard of that new virus that's been going around? It's me!"

'It's an old badminton injury.'

'I don't know what this is, but you should see how fast it's growing!'

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

"Don't you remember me? I'm Pete, we met in Mrs Johnson's large intestine."

The Shuttle-Cock Nuisance.

'You don't have to embrace social media for your business, but you should at least shake hands with it.'

"You still haven't got the hang of breakfast networking, have you. . . ?"

Seamans' Hospital

'Sorry, but basically, starting a sentence without me annoyingly saying 'basically' - basicaly, is not an option for me.'

"...good night lube, good night lair, good night noises everywhere."

Leather Daddy Long Legs