Bdsm Explorer Mugs

"And did that make you feel like a little bitch?"

KINKY

"No, it's not a sex thing."

ASMR Dominatrix

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Ninedency: A budding tendency

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius."

Famous Oxymorons...

'Please Miss, is it where Noah kept his bees?'

'She just won't speak to me!'

I ONIC. F. E. That group will be very different depending upon whether a "C" or "R" joins them in that second spot.

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

"Crosby, Stills, Nash & Jung"

"My English teacher says there are many ways to solve a problem...my math teacher says there is one."

"I'm used to him finishing my sentences, but now he starts them, too."

'That's the problem! All we do is communicate!'

Phonetic Man

"I don't understand what people are saying up here."

"I don't speak Italian."

Broccoli reading: 'Coping with Anthropomorphism'.

GGGGG. F. E. It looks like the network is being upgraded.

"It turns out I've been inhaling when I should be exhaling and exhaling when I should be inhaling."

"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."

'Chief say he eat to many beans.'

Dislecksick Sipport Grewp.h

Thomas Aquinas

Dyslexics Support Group - "My Wife Doesn't rnstand me."

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.

'I wanted to hear the pita pata of tiny feet so he bought me a hamster.'

"They have the best emojis."