Microbial Explorer Mugs

'How can we get the flu? We are the flu.'

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

Science Lab. I have to work late, dear --- I spent most of the day going the wrong way.

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

Science Books. Do you have any books about Lepidoptera? Yes, and would you like to join "The Book of the Moth Club"?

Lyme Disease Research Lab

Fall fashions

"She may be a book nerd, but she's the best lab partner I've ever had!"

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

"Ever killed a man?"

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

Friendly bacteria

"We've discovered two new organisms growing from school gym lockers."

"We're using genetic engineering to modify the molecular structure of a plant's natural cellulose. We convert selected parts of the plant into plastic!"

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.

Frank & Ernest Nucri-Cops. Any luck cracking the conspiracy case? Not yet. There's no DNA evidence to implicate the guilty parties. We couldn't charge the neutron, so we had to let him go. The shyness gene won't talk, and the cholesterol molecule is sticking to his story. The vaccine molecule is our last hope -- he might agree to testify. But first he wants to talk about immunity.

Mad scientist holding bubbling flask in lab

Being the gentleman he was, Brian insisted on paying in restaurants even though he suddenly realised that dating a bacterium was going to be more expensive than he first thought.

Scientist to scientist looking in microscope: 'Be careful - they sense fear.'

Gamma Ray Lab/Gamma Ray Shielding Materials Lab

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.

"The doctor will see you now."

"What I really hate is preventive medicine. They go after us before we even do anything."

"These hostas are out of control!"

'This underground facility allows us to be closely involved with proton decay, gravity waves, neutrinos and the growing and selling of mushrooms.'

'Don't tell me this nonsense doesn't violate the code of bioethics.'

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

"I've discovered the gene that makes you such an idiot."

'I think I may have found the 'Hello' magazine culture.'

Protoxoan social distancing.