Bdsm Explorer Prints

"And did that make you feel like a little bitch?"

"No, it's not a sex thing."

ASMR Dominatrix

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Ninedency: A budding tendency

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius."

'Please Miss, is it where Noah kept his bees?'

Famous Oxymorons...

'She just won't speak to me!'

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

"Crosby, Stills, Nash & Jung"

"My English teacher says there are many ways to solve a problem...my math teacher says there is one."

"I'm used to him finishing my sentences, but now he starts them, too."

Phonetic Man

'That's the problem! All we do is communicate!'

Broccoli reading: 'Coping with Anthropomorphism'.

"I don't speak Italian."

"It turns out I've been inhaling when I should be exhaling and exhaling when I should be inhaling."

"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."

Dislecksick Sipport Grewp.h

Thomas Aquinas

'I wanted to hear the pita pata of tiny feet so he bought me a hamster.'

Dyslexics Support Group - "My Wife Doesn't rnstand me."

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.

"'Buckaroo, of course, is a corruption of 'Vaquero', which itself means 'Yoo Hoo, Big Boy'."

'Okay, that's a good start, but can you think of any other ways to communicate besides putting sticky notes on him?'

Unknown

'Check under the hood? You're not feeling good? Oh, now I understand...you feel misunderstood!'

"I've tried teaching them our language but they're obviously not very smart."