Bdsm Aficionados Prints

"He forgot our 'safe word'."

Vendor selling testosterone.

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

'The penguin is upset...'

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

Ahhh, spring baseball.

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

'It's an old badminton injury.'

'Anything else need tying up?'

Boom Box

'Remember his weakness is a pulled tendon, so keep it as high as your bursitis will let you, but take it easy with your fast ball because of my bone chips.'

New driving hazards perception test....'I've crashed the computer.'

"Whoa! Now Philly has the bases loaded with one out!..."

'Sure, it's an improvement. But I guess we'll need to get to the airport a lot earlier from now on...'

Who should have been nominated to baseball's hall of fame 2013...

The Shuttle-Cock Nuisance.

"Then, unfortunately, our market launch ran into a brick wall."

A king and queen playing badminton while being held up by their servants in litters.

"Are you sure you've done this before?"

Leather Daddy Long Legs

"...good night lube, good night lair, good night noises everywhere."

"And did that make you feel like a little bitch?"

'It's a slightly more advanced version of fetch.'

"The Safety Word is 'Owwwwwwwwwww!'"

'Was that a red light? You should know that it is highly unethical to take liberties just because the instructor is drunk...'

'When I ordered you to clean the john with a toothbrush, I didn't mean an electric one!'

'If you're teaching him how to drive, what are you doing back there?'

"Here on the Cape, Mitchell favors ethnic garb."

"Look, I can't talk dude—Megan is leaving me and—what? I can still draft Aaron Judge? What about Ohtani? Check. I'll hold."

"Seventh inning stretch already?"