Baseball Devotee Prints

'It's a slightly more advanced version of fetch.'

"Gimme a hand – I'm stuck."

"Here on the Cape, Mitchell favors ethnic garb."

"Look, I can't talk dude—Megan is leaving me and—what? I can still draft Aaron Judge? What about Ohtani? Check. I'll hold."

Who should have been nominated to baseball's hall of fame 2013...

Ahhh, spring baseball.

Vendor selling testosterone.

"He has a pulled tendon, so keep it as high as your bursitis will let you, but take it easy with your fast ball because of my bone chips."

"Malcolm, you're a grown man. You have responsibilities. How can you worry about these people?"

"Whoa! Now Philly has the bases loaded with one out!..."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

350 Feet.

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Perils of the double play.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

'OK, now let's switch places.'

Sheltering in place.

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'