Bdsm Enthusiast Mugs

"...good night lube, good night lair, good night noises everywhere."

Leather Daddy Long Legs

S and M institute

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

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"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

That one has all the batteries!

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

AA Meeting Here Today

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

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She - Interpreter - He.

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.'

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

'By god that man stinks!'

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

The Love Psychologists

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

They had a tendency to talk past one another.

'Before we get started, let's go around the table and practice making eye contact.'

'I was just ringing to see if you'd got the email about my letter.'

'No, there's nothing on my mind, but if there was I don't want to talk about it.'

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

Technological advances within the office.

Relationship Issues.