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'You may now kick the bride.'

Vendor selling testosterone.

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

'I'm afraid it's one of those new superbugs.'

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

Ahhh, spring baseball.

Being the gentleman he was, Brian insisted on paying in restaurants even though he suddenly realised that dating a bacterium was going to be more expensive than he first thought.

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

"I feel like I play better on clay."

Center for disease control - I'd like you to meet Dr. Blumenkraft, he's our top mucous man

"You've heard of that new virus that's been going around? It's me!"

'It's an old badminton injury.'

'I can't find the gears.' - 'I'm not surprised. They're strewn out on the road behind us.'

Sporozoa: One of the earliest philosophers.

The Bacteria Bowl

CBD Products Every 1/2 Mile

The Shuttle-Cock Nuisance.

Stalk of Newspaper Vendors

"Whoa! Now Philly has the bases loaded with one out!..."

Who should have been nominated to baseball's hall of fame 2013...

Cricket

"Dudes! Lets hit the scopes!"

'I think I'm getting the hang of it now!'

'Keep your eye on the ball, Jake! Level swing! Rotate your hips! ... and ease up on the sunflower seeds!'

'I said, 'Push bobsled, then jump in.'... Was I speaking just a little too fast?'

A king and queen playing badminton while being held up by their servants in litters.

A busking Spiro and Pusho are outdone by a howling dog.

Leather Daddy Long Legs

"...good night lube, good night lair, good night noises everywhere."