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"What's our password, dear?"

'You may now kick the bride.'

Vendor selling testosterone.

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

'I'm afraid it's one of those new superbugs.'

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

Ahhh, spring baseball.

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

Being the gentleman he was, Brian insisted on paying in restaurants even though he suddenly realised that dating a bacterium was going to be more expensive than he first thought.

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

"I feel like I play better on clay."

"You've heard of that new virus that's been going around? It's me!"

'I can't find the gears.' - 'I'm not surprised. They're strewn out on the road behind us.'

'It's an old badminton injury.'

Sporozoa: One of the earliest philosophers.

Center for disease control - I'd like you to meet Dr. Blumenkraft, he's our top mucous man

The Bacteria Bowl

Alastair Cook

CBD Products Every 1/2 Mile

"Dang! This guy's good!"

"Whoa! Now Philly has the bases loaded with one out!..."

Cricket

The Shuttle-Cock Nuisance.

Who should have been nominated to baseball's hall of fame 2013...

Stalk of Newspaper Vendors

"I live in your toilet."

"Dudes! Lets hit the scopes!"

'I think I'm getting the hang of it now!'

'I said, 'Push bobsled, then jump in.'... Was I speaking just a little too fast?'

'Keep your eye on the ball, Jake! Level swing! Rotate your hips! ... and ease up on the sunflower seeds!'

'I'm dying. Call 'Universal Hospice.''

A busking Spiro and Pusho are outdone by a howling dog.

"...good night lube, good night lair, good night noises everywhere."

Leather Daddy Long Legs

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, you have GOT to be kidding!!! Who on earth would seriously write to Sadie? What kind of masochistic, submissive freak would submit themselves to the derision and abuse of, uh … Sadie … uh, er … a malevolent … and, uh … controlling … Oh, my Dominatrix! Deal with me as you know you must! - Chevre. Ha. Ha ha. Very cute. Seems like a joke, right? What? I recognize the mood, the internal struggle, even the exact language. This isn't poking fun and it's not from Chevre. Tucker,