Bbq Lover With A Side Of Workaholic Gifts

"It's never done."

"How can you be out of wings?"

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

'Steak Ted?'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

Beach Barbecue

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

His New Grillfriend

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Filet minion

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Aprons

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"You like yours well done, right?"

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."