Bbq Lover With A Side Of Workaholic Pillows

"It's never done."

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'Steak Ted?'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Beach Barbecue

"I've just barbecued my head again."

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Filet minion

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

His New Grillfriend

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

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6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"You like yours well done, right?"

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.