Bayou Buff Gifts

Fearless Frog Part 15

Pirate

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'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

'Oh Hi!'

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

I fart more than that!

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Get on with it!

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

'I'm not experienced, but I have a PhD in Byzantine history.'

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Easter bunny Island.

'Good God! You want paternity leave again! That'll be the sixth time this year!'

Adios Amoebas

"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."