Bayou Buff Pillows

Pirate

Theorbo

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Oh Hi!'

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

I fart more than that!

Get on with it!

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"I can hear the sea boiling."

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

'I'm not experienced, but I have a PhD in Byzantine history.'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

Easter bunny Island.

'Good God! You want paternity leave again! That'll be the sixth time this year!'

Adios Amoebas

"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."

Claudius Monteverdi.