Bazooka Buff Pillows

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

Pirate

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

Theorbo

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

Super pets.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Get on with it!

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

Wine of the Day Club

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

'I'm not experienced, but I have a PhD in Byzantine history.'

Planner at work.

Claudius Monteverdi.

Last painting of a dog for 200 yd

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

'You drink like a fish.'

Fallen Angel.

The Conveyance of a Corkscrew Hand

'I've made spaghetti Johann - very good for contrapuntal work!'

'It's an antique, but as accurate as any modern forecasts.'

Imran Khan

"Lovely weather for it."

'Welcome aboard Todd. Let me introduce you to the rest of the crew.'

"Phil, you've done a terrific job of reinventing yourself...but we see here you're still just patent pending."

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

Baroque

Banjo Player

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

'And this one here's just a piece of bacon from breakfast.'

'I'm having what he's having.'