Battle Bluff Gifts

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

That's What Happens

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Alternative fielding positions

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

Champagne Bubble

Of Mice and Men.

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

Tic-tac-toe

' A new idea '

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Traffic Management Strategic Group

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

"At last, a low-level panel!"

Surge Plans.

"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."

"No, just hear him out. Maybe we are being too defensive."

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

'Now here's my idea...we come up with a really high-priced drug to treat drug side effects...'

Two cows in military dress looking at a map table with a cow-design.

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'I've reviewed your core progress modules and having reassessed them in the light of new strategy targets we've decided you need a kick up the backside.'

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

'I'm all in.'

"For the last time, don't run 'persistence is the key to success by me again."

Budget cuts were beginning to bite at the local council

Matador.

"Our latest initiative takes a three-pronged approach."