Batting Brothers Gifts

Monks Playing Cricket.

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"It's easy to understand the theory of evolution when you have a brother!"

Two boys eating ice cream

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

Deregulated Baseball

Vampire Umbrella

Bat

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

"Instead of a bedtime story, how about strapping a bottle rocket to your doll and setting it off in your little brother’s room?" "Brad was a terrible father."

"Sorry I'm late -- I was checking my clock upside down."

"Something nocturnal."

'Do I drink to excess? My dear, I drink to ANYTHING!'

Friends and champagne

Romulus and Remus plot to prevent their mother from appearing at the official opening of Rome.

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

Look out, you're sitting on a worm!

At least Sunday is still a holy day.

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

'We really should ask the driver of that car for tips on coping with twins.'

'He is not my pet...he is my son!'

'I know why Max has suddenly turned vegetarian: His new girlfriend is a Fruit-Bat...'

"Coco, stop eating your food properly and play with it like your brothers!"

"If I had a million dollars, I'd buy myself a new car, a new house for Dad and new clothes for Tia Carmen!"

'And how often have you been to see Die Fledemaus?'

Welcome,dear, to the Garden of Weedin.

Bubblegum High Jinks with the Pachyderm Brothers.

"I was just transferred to the fraternity word."