Batting Brothers Gifts

Monks Playing Cricket.

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"It's easy to understand the theory of evolution when you have a brother!"

Two boys eating ice cream

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

"Instead of a bedtime story, how about strapping a bottle rocket to your doll and setting it off in your little brother’s room?" "Brad was a terrible father."

Deregulated Baseball

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

Bat

Vampire Umbrella

"Sorry I'm late -- I was checking my clock upside down."

"Something nocturnal."

At least Sunday is still a holy day.

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

'Do I drink to excess? My dear, I drink to ANYTHING!'

Friends and champagne

Look out, you're sitting on a worm!

Romulus and Remus plot to prevent their mother from appearing at the official opening of Rome.

'We really should ask the driver of that car for tips on coping with twins.'

Bubblegum High Jinks with the Pachyderm Brothers.

"I was just transferred to the fraternity word."

"Coco, stop eating your food properly and play with it like your brothers!"

'And how often have you been to see Die Fledemaus?'

"If I had a million dollars, I'd buy myself a new car, a new house for Dad and new clothes for Tia Carmen!"

'He is not my pet...he is my son!'

'I know why Max has suddenly turned vegetarian: His new girlfriend is a Fruit-Bat...'

Welcome,dear, to the Garden of Weedin.