Battery Seller Gifts

'I only have to work one day a year -- I sell batteries door-to-door on Christmas morning.'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Selling lemon latt�

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

That one has all the batteries!

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

"Author does not do tricks."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

AA Meeting Here Today

Sue the Author 3PM

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

'The Lemming Book Store'

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

Crime in bookshop

Non-Fiction / Nun-Fiction

A Specialty Bookstore Chain that Failed, 'Untitled Books.'

Books - Cartoon Collections: HumorGraphic NovelsBlasphemy.