Battery Seller Pillows

'I only have to work one day a year -- I sell batteries door-to-door on Christmas morning.'

Selling lemon latt�

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

Sue the Author 3PM

AA Meeting Here Today

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"Author does not do tricks."

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

'The Lemming Book Store'

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

Crime in bookshop

Books - Cartoon Collections: HumorGraphic NovelsBlasphemy.

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

A Specialty Bookstore Chain that Failed, 'Untitled Books.'

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

Non-Fiction / Nun-Fiction

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'