'I only have to work one day a year -- I sell batteries door-to-door on Christmas morning.'
Battery Seller Pillows
Add a dash of humor to their space with playful pillows that honor battery sellers—comfortable and fun, perfect for their office or home.
'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'
Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.
Selling lemon latt�
"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."
"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"
'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'
Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).
That one has all the batteries!
Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.
"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"
Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge
Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books
"Author does not do tricks."
"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."
AA Meeting Here Today
Sue the Author 3PM
In a world where spelling doesn't count.
'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'
Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,
Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.
Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.
"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."
'The Lemming Book Store'
"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"
'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'
Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser
A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".
Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies
'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'
"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."
Crime in bookshop
Non-Fiction / Nun-Fiction
A Specialty Bookstore Chain that Failed, 'Untitled Books.'
Books - Cartoon Collections: HumorGraphic NovelsBlasphemy.
Battery Seller Pillows Collection
Battery Seller Mugs
Explore our range of mugs perfect for battery sellers—funny, witty, and designed to energize their mornings.
Battery Seller Prints
Browse our humorous and professional prints designed to celebrate battery sellers and lighten up their workspace.
Battery Seller T-Shirts
Discover T-shirts that celebrate battery sellers—humorous designs that add a spark of personality to their wardrobe.