Battery-powered Broomstick Fan Pillows

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"What old school? This is my life."

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

Tortoise polishing his shell

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

Running out of Gas.

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Songs About Artificial Intelligence

Trash-talkin' artists

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

Football Stadium

Doors labelled 'Mechanical Resources', and 'Human Resources

"I'm afraid he's not much fun in the evenings. He's solar powered."

"Previously on..."

Someday, the worm will turn.

'After the party Bob never saw the remote again. Luckily he'd spent big on bread sticks.'

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

Captain Whiteboard. "Darn! I just rubbed the 'X' off."

The clowns are coming!

"For tonight's lecture I'm going to stick to the program. I have to. I'm a robot."

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

The Moe Howard Installation

'I had no choice. He pulled a fork on me.'

"Madeleine is always losing her contact lenses"

'Come back, dear! -- I can explain!'

'I'm worried sick -- the King just ordered a bunch of Benny Hill DVD's!'