Battery-powered Broomstick Fan Gifts

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"What old school? This is my life."

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

Tortoise polishing his shell

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

Running out of Gas.

Clown Inhaling Laughing Gas

"And to think I always thought you walked with an ominous elegance like Henry Fonda."

Trash-talkin' artists

Songs About Artificial Intelligence

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

The clowns are coming!

"Previously on..."

Someday, the worm will turn.

Captain Whiteboard. "Darn! I just rubbed the 'X' off."

"I'm afraid he's not much fun in the evenings. He's solar powered."

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

Doors labelled 'Mechanical Resources', and 'Human Resources

Football Stadium

'After the party Bob never saw the remote again. Luckily he'd spent big on bread sticks.'

"For tonight's lecture I'm going to stick to the program. I have to. I'm a robot."

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

'I had no choice. He pulled a fork on me.'

'I'm worried sick -- the King just ordered a bunch of Benny Hill DVD's!'

The Moe Howard Installation

Funny paper.

Bird grows leaves.