Bathroom Decor Fan Pillows

'Did your reflection in the bathroom mirror try to kill you again?'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Fly fishing.

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

Batman tissue dispenser.

"The blow drier is broken."

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"Does it come with magnets?"

Twenty Blades Razor

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

"These were taken on some of my favorite layovers."

Junior's Towel

Wall Cluck.

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

'It's more like a very good used you.'

Prehistoric Graffito

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

A couple with dog look at restroom signs of a man, a woman, and a fire hydrant.

Rep-Tiles.

"Ghah, I forgot to add the cold water."