Bathroom Decor Fan Prints

'Did your reflection in the bathroom mirror try to kill you again?'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Fly fishing.

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

"The blow drier is broken."

Batman tissue dispenser.

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"Does it come with magnets?"

Twenty Blades Razor

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

Napkin Cole

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

"These were taken on some of my favorite layovers."

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

Confessional bathroom

Junior's Towel

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

Wall Cluck.

Jungle dweller swings from outhouse with toilet paper stuck to his foot.

Prehistoric Graffito

Over. Under. Sideways. Kid.

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

'It's more like a very good used you.'

Rep-Tiles.

A couple with dog look at restroom signs of a man, a woman, and a fire hydrant.

'No, I don't think you're a mental case, Mrs Clydehopper. Then again, this is a furniture store, and I'm a salesman...'

'I said he needs an ambulance! Not ambiance!'