Bassinet Viewer Gifts

Newborn sees his new father viewing him in hospital nursery thinks "Showtime.".

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"I AM at my usual position."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Black hole setting

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Beer Order

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

Double Bass Jumpers.

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"Come on, be a sport! The cliffs are lined with kids and bus-loads of retirees: let's give them a breaching display to remember!"

Music for car stereos

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

"I don't think you have a case. It's only slander if it's not true, and I've heard you play."

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Bassoon practice.

'You're being unreasonable,Fred. I can't help it if your 22-pound bass slipped out of my hands.'.

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

"Turn down the bass."

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

There's always a bigger fish.

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

Bass Clef

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

Double bass skating