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Newborn sees his new father viewing him in hospital nursery thinks "Showtime.".

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"I AM at my usual position."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Beer Order

Black hole setting

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

Double Bass Jumpers.

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

"Come on, be a sport! The cliffs are lined with kids and bus-loads of retirees: let's give them a breaching display to remember!"

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Music for car stereos

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

'You're being unreasonable,Fred. I can't help it if your 22-pound bass slipped out of my hands.'.

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

Bassoon practice.

"Turn down the bass."

"I don't think you have a case. It's only slander if it's not true, and I've heard you play."

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

There's always a bigger fish.

Bass Clef

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

'I see the SAGA talent scouts are here.'

Football drummer

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.