Bases And Bats Buff Pillows

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

Church for sports worshipers.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

High-gravity baseball

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"I AM at my usual position."

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Perils of the double play.